i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.
I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
doctor who more like doctor poo
LET’S SEE YOU TRY TO COME BACK FROM THAT ONE DOCTOR POO FANDOM
when a girl make u feel some type of way
how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot